wrote in message
oups.com...
Through the aid of spiritual guidance given to us by the higher forces

OK, people suffering from altitude sickness do not usually give good advice.

The new method
was delivered to us through an exceptionally gifted channel

= "We overpaid, and are trying to to pass the screwing on to others"

we were
astounded by the information that we were privileged to have received.

= "We're ashamed to admit we were so stupid as to fall for this."

According to the information the new method which we are adopting can
raise the subtle energy characteristics

A good beer can do that.

The sole function of The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money MagnetT is
simply to create opportunities for it's owner to gain money and prosper
financially.

Well, at least they're honest about screwing you.