On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 23:44:56 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:



OM wrote:

...Well, I guess the health freaks will love this one. Here's proof
that eating too much pork will clog your arteries :-P


Who's willing to bet Karl Rove sends a hot brunette nurse bearing pizza
to his hospital room after the operation? ;-)

Pat

"...This just in. It's being reported that the Secret Service wrestled
a visitor to the ground that was carrying Pork Rinds and an Extra
Thick Milk Shake at the medical facility. The person was got within
inches of the ex-President before being intercepted. The assailant is
reported to be a woman dressed in a black pantsuit.

As she was led away, she kept saying, "Close, but no cigar!"




- Rusty Barton