In article .com,
the messenjah said:



Death to Smoochy wrote:
"Shotgun Blast" wrote in
oups.com:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

Just use a bic lighter to light your farts.

I forgot about that one. We use to do that in high school. We'd walk
around at night, and when someone got the urge to fart, they'd hit the
ground, throw their legs in the air, light the Zippo lighter, and
POOF!!! LOL!!! Those were the days... We were stoned out surfers and
jocks...

Simply delusional.

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Cm~