Herb Schaltegger wrote:



If you're going to water down the requirements so far, why bother with
one person at all? Why not just track down Ham's great-grandkid and let
him or her duplicate the flight of his ancestor? Bah.


As you can see, all great minds think alike...and Pat's Space Monkey
Supply Services is ready to meet your Space Simian needs 24/7! Monkeys
of all sizes, sexes, colors, and temperaments- you show us a rocket, and
we'll show you a monkey that will fit it! Be it Gibbon or Gorilla,
Squirrel or Spider, Baboon or Barbary Ape, we're the boys you're looking
for....why launch a man when you can launch a Mandrill with half the
funds.....and have double the fun?
They're _all_ cute... and once we start encouraging them to board your
rocket with our electric monkey prods, they will all become
personality-filled to a degree that will truly surprise you! :-)
Pat