"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
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On Wed, 2 Jun 2004 22:41:11 +0800, "Neil Gerace"
wrote:

Do Alka-Seltzers cause seagulls to explode? Must give that a go next time
I'm at the cricket.

...That's the myth. The truth is that it inflates their stomach to the
point that the pain prevents them from flying, and they auger fatally
into the drink.

That doesn't sound like a nice way to die Good, I'll try it. Hate them,
those flying water rats.