"The California Supreme Court just handed down a ruling on whether Bob
Haller marrying himself constitutes as a same-sex marraige. Per the
justices, it doesn't, which means that Bob Haller cannot marry himself
as he planned. This means that in order for Bob Haller to reproduce,
he must accept the proposal made by his first cousin, Thilippa May
Scruggs-Haller. Scruggs-Haller was the 1983 All-Arkansas Spelling Bee
champion, who beat front-runner Jethro "Bull Run" Manassas by
correctly spelling -and- conjugating the word "pig"."