abc wrote:
be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.

lol I decided to abort the experiment. I was told that there wouldn't
be enough methane gas to lift me up, let alone blast me through the
roof.

And reaching escape velocity is impossible. Back to the drawing
board...




Shotgun Blast wrote:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?