be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.




Shotgun Blast wrote:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?