In alt.folklore.urban Ed Conrad wrote:

I''ve been zinging their profession by accusing them
of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy -- well
deserved -- and they've been reacting like Little Bo Peep,
with character assassination their only rebuttal.

Is Little Bo Peep a well-known character assassin?

That's because they're terrified of me and my discoveries
of petrified bones, teeth and soft organs (some human)
between anthracite veins.

Poof! You're a kook! Howdy!

H "and you sound like you're a soft organ" T

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"****, I've got a bucket on my head." -mp

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