I have been giving some thought as to how we could defeat this deranged
spammer.

So the idiot always posts what a horrid terrible person Alan is

What we do is change ANY post of this idiots into a how wonderful alan is.

Kind to animals, people, helps old ladies cross streets, donates ime and money
to all sorts of worthwhile causes. Every post will go instantly from alan the
shmuck

To Alan what a wonderful person!!!!

I invite all of you tired of the idiot spammer to help me in this cause!
Hopefully he will tire of all his posts overflowing with how great a guy alan
is!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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End the dangerous wasteful shuttle now before it kills any more astronauts....