"Tom Rankin" wrote in message
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I'm very good at math, and I play the lottery. Here's how I rationalize
it:

If you play the lottery 0 times, you can expect to win - 0 dollars.

If you play the lottery more than 0 times, you can expect to win - more
than 0 dollars.


And you can expect to lose twice as much as you.. uh... win.
Keep payin' them taxes. You owe 'em.