"Scott Hedrick" wrote in message
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"Rand Simberg" wrote in message
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If I'm hungry enough, I'm negotiable.

You could get a sign--"Will give talks on space policy and history for
food." ;-)

I make the occasional living as a writer as well. When asked what I do for
a
living, I usually respond "prostitute".

It's more polite than "whore for my editor."

I'm just a gigolo
And everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playin'