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Old June 4th 04, 06:26 AM
Paul Lawler
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Default Alarming statistic on viewing the Transit of Venus

"Matthew Ota" wrote in message
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I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.


Except for the old Japanese farmers in some remote village who consume
SeaSilver, or Coral Calcium, or sweet potatotes or whatever it is they
allegedly consume, and live to be 150.

You can too, for only $59.95 (plus $19.95 shipping and handling) for a two
months supply. Order now and receive the Super Prostate formula (made from
sea cucumber roe) absolutely free (well, except for another $9.95 shipping
and handling).