"Lynndel Humphreys" wrote in message
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Urgent release



Martian government on high state of alert after two major metropolitan
areas
devastated over night. All government agencies on high state of alert.
Armed
forces are ready. More as information becomes available.

Witness reports seeing giant grape-like object falling from sky. Was
given
sobriety test and released to mental care workers.



I'm not even going to ask where their vinyards are ...

And I'm guessing one city was smashed by the cruise stage, and the other by
the heat shield?

peace ...