On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 15:04:59 -0700, "Jan Owen"
wrote:

Since you were concerned about Rich Anderson's whereabouts, I thought you
might have missed this, though Rich posted it to SAA today.

Below, we have Rich, the Canadian, trolling about the America's NASA...

splitting hairs doesn't the "NA" in "NASA" stnd for "North
American". What? There's more to North America than the USA???
/splitting hairs

Remember the Robotic Arm on the shuttle and ISS.

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A touque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE; ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey, (Don't talk to me about the World Junior
Hockey Championship, where the Canadian Gaolie scored on himself!)

And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS Craig AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

Running, ducking, and giggling like a maniac,

- Craig