The Kobayashi Maru, I can't believe you don't know this.
Yes it is the same old story, the fight for love and glory
Meddlers, peddlers and ner do wells surrounded by angels.
Heaven is a place on earth and now if we could just find it.
It is probably under the arctic circle because long ago a guy flying a plane over it saw a big hole and so surely the earth is hollow and inhabited by reptoids who are abducting people and eating them and storing them in vats and using us as game pieces without us knowing it and stealing our stuff when we aren't looking and brainwashing us to follow the Kardashians.
(taking a breath)
But the girls have such nice asses!
So what is a guy to do?
We are hypnotized every time we look in any direction.
Resistance is futile.
And our memories not worth a pinch of coon ****.
That software seriously needs an upgrade and that AI who manages it has an agenda.
Am I not concerned that my family got body snatched?
It is most unfortunate that I find myself single and alone in the land of beautiful women.
Rich good looking with a new galaxy and a 12 inch dick.
20- years old and the ladies have trained me for the last 20 years to be their ****mate 2000
An accessory to their vibrators they keep by the bed for ceremonial purposes.
Watch for unicorns wearing polka dot dresses soon.
So apparently the opinion of those above us is that they wanted to teach the animals to talk but without vocal cords animals can;t talk.
So they used the programming for cats dogs monkeys horses for their brains and put them in human bodies and then this made the show the catalog the game cannon fodder since they were just animals and hence just robotics.
Quite a funny situation so then this maybe stayed hidden and they got the human designs by running on and as humans moved where the disk was into their radar they were able to copy them over time by breeding animals and hacking the computer.
Something weird like that to imitate an Anunnaki body making machine.
So maybe the code existed already to make bodies for the Anunnaki but those bodies all died and so they didn't know how to make one from backup they didn't have the proper rights perhaps I don't know so much of it is a mystery but Olympians came from dogs Titans from horses Denisovans we call them came from cats and Hanumanians come from monkeys.
But it is all ingenious and terrible good fun.
The ultimate **** toy as it were for the rich.
Now for me I had to fire Harold who was mentioned in that old post because he was accused of abuse of power.
So I had to set him up go in and get him to abuse his power on me. So I beamed in and did what I could to get him to attack me or police me and he slapped a metal mesh thing on my arm that dug into the flesh and then I had the evidence to fire him.
So then I had to assume his duties as Sandman to cover for him and that is how I became the ****mate 2000.
So since I am a moonship captain, then I have sandman training in case one goes down or like this needs to be replaced so I had to assume his duties until Gupta got here and then wait for her to get accustomed to it and now she is there and finally I have a replacement.
That was a lot of work.
All the same the women taught me a lot of stuff.
That was one hell of an anthropology lesson let me tell you.
I learned how to be a Don Juan so that can only benefit me here in the future.
One more utility for my utility belt.
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