It's a falling star!

It's a meteor!

It's an asteroid!

Wrong. The firey object falling to earth is none of those.

It's...it's...RUSH LIMBAUGH.

Well, some of us knew he was a big phoney all along. I remember the
unkind words he had for people with such "weak will" that they would
allow themselves to become addicted to drugs.

Let's see...if we go by Rush's own advice for handling illegal drug
users, Rush will be spending some time in the pokey. Of course, I'm
sure he has softened his views on that issue, a bit.

But he's a multi-millionaire and he will buy his way out of trouble.
Jeb Bush will probably give him a pardon anyway.

Yeah, it's off-topic. But I think there are enough in the SAA crowd
interested in Rush's fate to bring it up.