The theory of relativity is a really bad omen for human society and proves that Judgement Day is coming soon because it is 'God's Will'... The theory of relativity begets quantum physics and quantum physics conveys that it is OK to say things which are the opposite thing as what is actually true... In fact, saying things which are not actually true is most appropriately stated without the faintest hint of irony or sarcasm... It must mean that truth is always stated with an overtone of irony or sarcasm.

You don't have to be all that smart to be a quantum physicist... You just have to be smart enough to fear The Devil... One of the things I actually like about Joel Osteen is that he fears The Devil (and, of course, that would be me... as The Devil...) The mandate of the youth is to flatter and poison The Devil instead of fearing The Devil... Yeah, well, so much for quantum physics. Quantum physics is not an obstacle to Judgement Day if you no longer fear The Devil.