.... what BeeertBrain might look like ... an eighty plus year
old failure, who barely has a written grasp of the English
language and fancies himself a Nobel Prize "Contenda" ...

And then, after a few beers and several shots of Tequila,
I had an epiphany:
If Woody Allen and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg ever had an
offspring .... it'd be treBert.