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Old September 23rd 12, 06:49 AM posted to alt.fan.michael-moore,sci.astro.amateur,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,rec.music.artists.springsteen,talk.politics.misc
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Default FAMOUS HOLY MAN BOOTED OUT OF ED CONRAD FAN CLUB

On Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:17:39 -0700, Legally.Insane517 wrote:


The fastest growing fan club in America has lost one of its most loyal
members.

Father Guido Sarducci, who speaks fluent Italian but hardly a word of
English, got his pink slip from the Ed Conrad Fan Club after having the
balls to say there are THIS MANY HOLES in Ed's article about "Jesus".

http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
This is what caused the mild-mannered Holy Man to go berserk.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...thread/thread/

d275666945899429/6d575feaec30831b?q=ed+conrad+sarducci+jesus

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YES, VIRGINIA, MAN AS OLD AS COAL

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN
COAL VEINS
(Strata dated Carboniferous geologically -- 280 million years)
HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist
and human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

A GALL BLADDER (containing a gall stone via CATscan) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .


Yie ... yie ... yie .... !!!

Oh man-o-man ... are YOU ****ed up in the head !