Since you are the human equivalent of a cancer, BeeertBrain, here's how to
remedy the situation.
Buy a 1911 45cal Automatic.
Get at least 2 bullets (in case you miss with the first one).
Load first bullet into the chamber.
Place the barrel against either temple.
Slowly pull the trigger, as not to shake the gun.
You'll never know what hit you.

PS: First cancel all entitlement checks, or else they'll just keep
a-coming ...
No need to thank me ...