"Quadibloc" wrote in message
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|I just saw this article:
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1109095322.htm
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| which, at first glance, seems to indicate we're all doomed.
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| To avoid bad consequences from global warming, we need to stop burning
| oil _before_ we run out of it.
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| If we're going to run out of oil 90 years before we have other sources
| of energy... obviously that won't happen. And so we'll be in the worst
| of both worlds - bearing the full brunt of global warming, *and* being
| short of energy.
Woe, woe and thrice woe, we've run out of mammoth. Whatever shall we do with
a such world-wide shortage of ivory tusks and mammoth steaks? We are doomed
to starvation and the price of piano keys will go through the roof, no more
piano music because there will be no more pianos. Our descendents will be
walking around alone, forced to carry tiny little MP3 players in their ears,
listening in solitude to music only they can hear instead of being joyfully
dragged into a pub to join ribald revelry and punch-ups to the delightful
tinkle of honky-tonk, destroying society as we know it. Doom, doom...