OK, gotcha, I made this up. :-D

But seriously, can anyone think of a legit scenario where this could happen?
Can the X37-B reach the ISS? Or are all its capabilities so deeply classified
no-one can say?

One tongue-in-cheek scenario I can think of. Georgia/South-Ossetia situation
heats back up. USAF parks X37B close enough to ISS to block ability to take
photos of the ground! :-)

Dave