On Sep 6, 1:01*pm, Pat Flannery wrote:

Brilliant! Santa Claus Vs. The Deros is bound to be a big hit!

I can't take credit for that idea, as while I was thinking of "hollow
earth" pseudoscience, I wasn't including the Shaver Mystery. I was
just having the Elves go inside a newly created and previously empty
hollow earth instead of a parallel-universe flat earth so as to
slightly reduce the obviousness of my plagiarization of The Lord of
the Rings.

Mind you, while putting Pia Zadora in an Excessive Machine wouldn't be
part of my plan, if I could work Dian the Magnificent or a close
equivalent thereof into the plot, I could at least give the movie
_some_ sex appeal.

John Savard