On 9/6/2010 7:57 AM, Greg D. Moore (Strider) wrote:

Do North Dakotans believe in Santa Clause, like human beings do?

Mormons are from North Dakota?


No, but Pat is...

Not **** sherlock.

We do have Mormons in town, and now a whole pile of new Somali Muslims:
http://www.hiiraan.com/news2/2010/au...jamestown.aspx
Watching a Somali woman wearing a Burqa trying to get into a car without
getting some of the Burqa caught in the door when she closes it is
really something. I expect the giant concrete buffalo that is our town's
tourist trap to be destroyed shortly as a affront to Allah's laws about
portraying animals in art.
Our new female mayor probably lives in fear of being stoned to death if
she is alone with a man who is not a member of here immediate family, or
demonstrates an ability to read. ;-)

Pat