On 9/6/2010 4:36 AM, Quadibloc wrote:
We start with the real St. Nicholas, in Poland... a tall skinny guy
who was a teacher, and strict with his charges - and as he is in his
old age, an angel appears to him, and informs him that God has a
special mission for him. And so he is taken to the North Pole, where
he meets a band of elves living inside the Hollow Earth through its
polar entrance.
Brilliant! Santa Claus Vs. The Deros is bound to be a big hit!
And it must have Pia Zadora in it, as she has already helped him fight
Martians:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_C...s_the_Martians
Now, lets get up to speed on Deros:
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0507/innerearth.html
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0507/innerearth2.html
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0507/innerearth3.html
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0507/innerearth4.html
As can be seen, Santa's helpers are Teros that make toys for good boys
and girls...the Deros though make sex toys for bad boys and girls.
The scene where the Deros capture Pia Zadora and start to use those sex
toys on her is bound to be the climax of the film, and I mean that in
every way imaginable.
Pat