BTW, that's supposed to be "Hagia Sophia" not "Haggis Sophia".
Although I can picture those worthless damn turncoat protestant Scots
actually trying to build a church out of sheep's **** bladders stuffed
with oats and suet, I doubt that it would have survived anywhere near
this long, or that the forces of Islam would want anything to do with it
at around the time they saw around a million flies gathering around it
on taking Constantinople.

Pat