On 3/31/2010 8:41 PM, Seafort wrote:

Laika was awarded the Order of Lenin posthumously in 1958. It was
announced at a press conference yesterday that she would now receive
the Order of Yeltsin for her timely assistance of the MIR cosmonauts.

To get that award, the dog would have had to have had a bottle of vodka
up its rear.
COMRADES! This report is nothing but April 1st hooliganism, and
"Seafort" nothing but a Trotskyite wrecker for posting it!

Patsky