Thread: Tomorrow, the 30-th of March, despite to our protests, CERN plans toperform the first collisions of protons with the energy 3.5 TeV per proton (7TeV per collision).
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Old March 30th 10, 05:16 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur,alt.astronomy,alt.sci.planetary,sci.space.policy
Pat Flannery
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Default Tomorrow, the 30-th of March, despite to our protests, CERN plansto perform the first collisions of protons with the energy 3.5 TeV per proton(7 TeV per collision).
On 3/29/2010 10:38 AM, Pat Flannery wrote:
At the point 1 we all will die.

We didn't die the last time you predicted we would a couple of weeks
back, and I for one found that a bit of a letdown, as I then had to do
my laundry rather than being blown into atoms when the magnetic black
hole made the Earth explode.

Time to do the laundry again:
http://press.web.cern.ch/press/Press.../PR07.10E.html
(but even as Pat typed, the compass in his car swung from due north to
the east, and ended up facing directly at Geneva. In Brazil, a butterfly
flapped its wings and immediately collapsed into a quantum black hole
with a odd hissing sound. Buzz Aldrin discovered he could "Moonwalk" as
well as Michael Jackson used to.
As Leo Szilárd once suspected, "the world was heading for a great deal
of trouble.")


Pat