On 3/29/2010 12:47 AM, Magnetic wrote:
Tomorrow, despite to our protests, CERN plans to perform the first
collisions of protons with the energy 3.5 TeV per proton (7 TeV per
collision).
I give about 50% that the dangerous microscopic object will be
created. It will grow, ruining the ordinary matter, and can ruin our
planet or a part of it.
Here is my crude estimation of probable outcomes:
1. Explosion of the whole Earth – 49%.
2. Extermination of Geneva – 1%.
3. Extermination of Europe – 1%.
4. Other harmful unpredictable consequences – 5%.
5. Discovery of new subnuclear energy sources – 5%.
6. Outcomes with no harm and no use – the rest.
7. Return of Lindsay Lohan to sobriety - 5%
8. No further Tiger Woods mistresses revealed - 3%
9. A happy future life for Sandra Bullock - 2%
10. Buzz Aldrin winning "Dancing With The Stars" - 0%

At the point 1 we all will die.

We didn't die the last time you predicted we would a couple of weeks
back, and I for one found that a bit of a letdown, as I then had to do
my laundry rather than being blown into atoms when the magnetic black
hole made the Earth explode.

At the points 2, 3, 4 a part of humanity will be killed. Destruction
of a part of the Earth will be followed by huge Earthquake all over
the Earth. To raise the probability of survival it is necessary to be
at the free air with the stalk of water, food and warm clothes.

Didn't help the dinosaurs one iota when their physics experiment with a
high speed collider went wrong:
http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/...a-in-days.html

My health is already ruined by depression. I know that we all can be
killed. I can not save myself, my family, my land. Criminal stupidity
of corrupted contemporary science had won.

It is time to go to a psychiatrist; years ago in Russia all one had to
do to get free psychiatric care was to say "Communism Sucks" in a loud
voice in Red Square, and the doctors would quickly be on their way.
Today, it's more challenging, but trying to screw a raccoon should still
work: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
If nothing else, it will take your mind off of the threat the LHC poses
as you try to chase down the raccoon and get your penis back.

Pat