On 3/19/2010 12:40 AM, Scott Stevenson wrote:

You had better watch it, or you will find him waiting for you in the
shower, and he will be shockingly naked. Then the tickle fight will begin.

You know, if the phrases "shockingly naked" and "tickle fight" are
not referring to a Jessica Alba-class woman, I think I'll pass...


This is reference to the Representative Eric Massa scandal, which had
the whole nation asking; "What exactly is 'snorkeling'?".
But that has quickly been pushed off the front pages by The Painted
Ladies Scandal, which has the nation asking "How exactly dumb is Sandra
Bullock for marrying a biker?":
http://content.usatoday.com/communit...oos-revealed/1
The answer: pretty damn dumb; this may be the first major sex scandal in
which all four participants (Jesse "HogDog" James, Janine "Enema Of The
State" Lindemulder, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee*, and Sandra "Razzie"
Bullock), all have tattoos.
Like all really good scandals, today Nazism got involved:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...vdPd5 jiuifuJ
I love the New York Post; it attaches itself to a news story the way a
lamprey attaches itself to a fish, and starts gnawing and sucking on it
till it's dead.

* Voted "Most Likely To Be A Dick Tracy Character".

Pat