On 3/13/2010 9:58 AM, David Spain wrote:

Best part about Martian women, you don't have to take them out to dinner, just
let 'em sunbathe and they never complain about being hungry....

The problem with Martian Frost Princesses is their frigidity.
More than one astronaut has found out that contact with them is more
likely to produce a freeze-pop than a hard-on, and lord help the man who
gets his tongue stuck to one.
They are also heavily armed, as each is equipped with a icy BM.

Pat