I see Ed's back on the paper round. Head the size of a planet. Brain
the size of a [fossilised] walnut. Isn't it awful that anyone so
obviously unwell can't get an invalidity pension? Is a man truly
measured by the [claimed] quantity of his cut and paste enemies? Did
Einstein's bicycle gain stature for knowing its owner so intimately?
Was Nero's fiddle more important than Nero himself? Was the fiddle the
essential key to lock Nero into popular history? Does Ed's paper round
gain stature from those who populate his lists? If a Mars meteorite
were to fall to earth (as they do) would it have any greater
consequence for a direct hit on Ed's paper round?

Answers on a postcard, please, to: s.a.a.
(may contain nuts but very few bolts from the blue)