In article , Brian Gaff wrote:
Thanks for the chuckle. I see you there in a business suit, rolled up
umbrella and bowler hat... Angry of Mayfair if ever I heard one.

Hmm.

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Dear Sir,

I wish to register my strongest possible complaint about the behaviour
of these American clowns at NASA. I opened the Telegraph at breakfast
this morning to find that they had been breaking apart "shuttles" in
Texas, with apparently no regard for the unfortunate householders
beneath, who are suffering plummeting house prices along with
plummeting, ah, plumbing. I, and my good lady wife, strongly feel
something should be done about this; after all, is this what we fought
the Hun for? Bring back flogging, I say, they probably all have long
hair anyway.

Yours disgustedly,
Col. Humphrey Fitzwilliam (ret.)
Tunbridge Wells

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-Andrew Gray