"Christopher A. Lee" wrote in message
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On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:58:27 +0100, "Androcles"
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"Puppet_Sock" wrote in message
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On Jun 14, 10:37 am, Fossil Lin wrote:
[spamatory hallucinations snipped]

You probably think cats can talk, and base your "confirmation" of
this on tofulator.

http://www.tofulator.com/2009/06/02/...-john-classic/

You are not as funny as tofulator though.
Socks

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My cat can talk, mostly body language.

Sit on keyboard and stare = "Stroke me."
Whack with forepaw = "I'm hungry."
Attack leg = "Let's play."
Scratch carpet = "Let me out."
"meeoooow" = "Let me in, NOW!"
"mew" = "Thanks, slowpoke."
If he see me pick up my laser pointer he immediately
looks around at the floor for the red spot.

They've got a lot of different sounds so you can almost have a
conversation with them. Like the combination purr/meow which means
"let's be friends".

Yep. I've detected 6 distinctly different words with specific meanings,
and if I repeat back to him he'll keep it up in a limited conversation.
Mephistopheles: "mew"
Androcles: "meow"
Mephistopheles: "mew"
Androcles: "meow"
Mephistopheles: "mew"
Androcles: "meow"
Mephistopheles: "mew"
Androcles: "meow"
Mephistopheles: "No, you idiot, its mew! Get it right or I'll bite your
leg!"

Favourite games:
sit on the table and snag me as I walk past.
hide under the table and pounce.
head butting.
sleeping in MY chair.