Merry Chrsnukkah to all...

[OM]

....Since I'll be out of town tonight, and working tomorrow, I'll wish
everyone here a Merry Chrisnukkah now, best wishes for a safe holiday
season, and may CT, CT Jr (Bob Haller), scott "grissom", and all the
Maxsons get plutonium, anthrax *and* sarin mixed in with the coal in
their stockings tonight!

The rest of you, be safe. Or else.

OM

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[Hallerb]

>
>...Since I'll be out of town tonight, and working tomorrow, I'll wish
>everyone here a Merry Chrisnukkah now, best wishes for a safe holiday
>season, and may CT, CT Jr (Bob Haller), scott "grissom", and all the
>Maxsons get plutonium, anthrax *and* sarin mixed in with the coal in
>their stockings tonight!
>
>The rest of you, be safe. Or else OM

Gee the same to you! bob h

[Charleston]

"Hallerb" > wrote in message
...
> >
> >...Since I'll be out of town tonight, and working tomorrow, I'll wish
> >everyone here a Merry Chrisnukkah now, best wishes for a safe holiday
> >season, and may CT, CT Jr (Bob Haller), scott "grissom", and all the
> >Maxsons get plutonium, anthrax *and* sarin mixed in with the coal in
> >their stockings tonight!

Merry Christmas to you too.

> >The rest of you, be safe. Or else OM


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[LooseChanj]

On or about Wed, 24 Dec 2003 12:24:27 -0600, OM <om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_research _facility.org> made the sensational claim that:
> ...Since I'll be out of town tonight, and working tomorrow, I'll wish
> everyone here a Merry Chrisnukkah now, best wishes for a safe holiday
> season, and may CT, CT Jr (Bob Haller), scott "grissom", and all the
> Maxsons get plutonium, anthrax *and* sarin mixed in with the coal in
> their stockings tonight!
>
> The rest of you, be safe. Or else.

In order to be as inclusive as possible, make that a merry Kwistmakanuhmadan.
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[OM]

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:25:08 GMT, LooseChanj >
wrote:

>On or about Wed, 24 Dec 2003 12:24:27 -0600, OM <om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_research _facility.org> made the sensational claim that:
>> ...Since I'll be out of town tonight, and working tomorrow, I'll wish
>> everyone here a Merry Chrisnukkah now, best wishes for a safe holiday
>> season, and may CT, CT Jr (Bob Haller), scott "grissom", and all the
>> Maxsons get plutonium, anthrax *and* sarin mixed in with the coal in
>> their stockings tonight!
>>
>> The rest of you, be safe. Or else.
>
>In order to be as inclusive as possible, make that a merry Kwistmakanuhmadan.

....Not in my book. First off, only one of my friends observs Ramadan,
and the way he explained it to me it's not exactly a holiday that you
get all festive for until it's all over with. It's more of an
atonement and purging event, which isn't supposed to involve getting
down and enjoying yourself.

.....Secondly, not a single one of my "bro's" and "homeys" observe
Kwanzaa. In fact, some of them go out of their way to ridicule the
hell out of it, even going so far as to claim that a "Back to Africa"
movement has more credibility. Another one has a theory about its
origins being not to give Black Americans a holiday in which to
embrace their cultural origins, but to give a synthetic refocusing of
the holiday season from giving gifts to cultural awareness as a means
of trying to keep the minds of ghetto kids off the fact that their
parents were too poor to play Santa again this year.

....On a side note, one of them did have a brother who went the Kwanzaa
route for one year. The two boys and the girl, who were normally
pretty well behaved, reportedly went frappin' ballistic when they were
told there wouldn't be any Christmas that year, and that Kwanzaa would
be celebrated instead. One of the boys - age 9 - ran away from home
and turned himself in to a Salvation Army center, vowing never to go
home again if Mom & Dad wouldn't let Santa Claus come on Christmas
Eve. He even wanted them to call the local TV stations so they could
interview him and show the world what a bunch of cold-hearted jerks
his parents were being. Someone at the Sally called a local child
protective services manager, who after verifying that the kid hadn't
been abused physically, brought the parents back into the picture
after guaranteeing the boy that she'd do everything to make sure he
didn't get punished for running away in this case.

....In the end, the kid and the parents eventually worked it out, They
went out and bought a Christmas Tree, and abandoned the whole Kwanzaa
bit except to use it as one of those "you'd better be good or..."
Damasclean Swords parents tend to wield over their kids.

OM

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[Scott Lowther]

OM wrote:
>
> Another one has a theory about its
> origins being not to give Black Americans a holiday in which to
> embrace their cultural origins, but to give a synthetic refocusing of
> the holiday season from giving gifts to cultural awareness as a means
> of trying to keep the minds of ghetto kids off the fact that their
> parents were too poor to play Santa again this year.

Well, according to the CNN website, the "seven principles of Kwanzaa
are:
"umoja (unity), kujichagulia (self-determination), ujima (collective
work and responsibility), ujamaa (cooperative economics), nia (purpose)
and imani (faith). "

Note that two of them are downright commie rat principles. Collective
work? Co-operative economics? Damned good ways to keep people *IN*
ghettoes, not get them out.



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[LooseChanj]

On or about Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:12:41 -0600, OM <om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_research _facility.org> made the sensational claim that:
> On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:25:08 GMT, LooseChanj >
> wrote:
>>In order to be as inclusive as possible, make that a merry Kwistmakanuhmadan.
>
> ...Not in my book.

Yeah well, *my* book has words as well as pictures. :-P And I'm just kidding,
like I was above.
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